I think I might as well start of with the obvious. Fart. That’s all there is to it. I was taught for at least 15 years of my life that farting is gross, and then I started working at Boll Theatre, where I met one of the kings of farts YSPS himself. From then on, farting has not only been an option for me; it has been a way of life, and look where it got me. Okay, well don’t look where it got me, but look where it got Phil. All right, don’t look there either, but it works. Why does it work you ask? Well, I have a story to go along with that. The other day, some of my co-workers were gathered around my little 15” monitor (yeah, I have to get a bigger one!). Anyway, as usual, I didn’t hesitate to let one go, even if people were around. So, out it came, and low and behold, it was an SBD (silent but deadly), and boy was this deadly. Yeah, well, I had my little 15” monitor all to myself in no time, but what made it a really good thing was it brought laughter to a normally dull moment in the day.

The other thing that I have to say, is do what feels right to you, not what other people say for you to do. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been debating about a decision, and I keep on asking people all over what I should do. My mind keeps going back and forth, and it ends up taking me at least 5 times, as long to get to the answer that I would have originally made for myself.

So, that’s all for now. I hope that all of you like the “new” Tool’s Corner format, and hopefully I’ll have more ideas and opportunities to write this kind of stuff more often. Talk to you all soon.