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Happy Birthday CFdC

ok. a few days late, but Happy Birthday CFdC.

Welcome Home Kristy!

Happy Birthday Alex

Crazyfarts would like to give a big birthday shout out to Alex Beegle on his 9th birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!

From your Uncle Pat.

Why I Can''t Stand Paris Hilton

This video says it all. Here is a person that could have so much to offer and yet this is what she is concerned about. I can't make this stuff up. Watch the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS7KXhK3sro

Leave it to the British to give us a Hilarious Farting Story

International Manchester were awarded a penalty kick against Chorlton Villa in a Manchester Publicity Sunday League game, but as the player prepared to take the free shot, the blast from the referee's whistle was rapidly followed by an entirely different kind of toot -- distracting the striker enough to miss the goal.

No More Whining

The housing market, the stock market, the banking industry... oh woe is me... Enough already. Everybody chill out. This is most certainly not the end of the world. If there is one guiding principal that we can all follow here it is KISS or Keep It Simple Stupid for the uninitiated. Where did all of these problems we are experiencing now start? (Complex) Greed. Can't afford to put 20% down on a house, that's no big deal. Just sign here and we'll get you that house of your dreams. No need to know the details, after all you deserve that house, right? Granted, you have done nothing to earn it, (like save money), but this is America and you want it now. That was then and this is now. Those details about your interest rate and payments seem to be pretty important now. Perhaps some folks should have been paying better attention in class...

Try as I may, Ken Rockwell (the photo guy) explains way better than I can why we all need to cool it.

No More Whining

Q: Who will soon be the newest contributor to the fart game?

A: The soon-to-be-here 'lil fart the Gorney's are expecting! That's right ladies and gents... Kara and Ryan are pregnant!
Well, let's be honest, Kara is really doing the work, but Ryan is making the kid laugh with crazy pants dances and crab impressions. He's also calming him or her down with the soothing sounds of Enya, and of course the one-of-a-kind voice of Stevie Nicks. Baby Gorney is planning to make a debut towards the end of July... obviously making a statement that he/she would prefer to be born in Sunset on the beach, or maybe waiting to cross the bridge (depends on the time, of course).
Congratulations Kara and Ryan! We love you both and can't wait to meet the newest 'lil fart!

Oversized

I ran across some sites today, and I thought that since there has been a lack of content on this site, I would just post it out here. Who knows, someone might actually read it...

Here's a site for Comically Large Things.

Then, there are just things that are "Gooder Than Hell!"

Finally, sometimes you just have to ask a dumb guy.

Enjoy!

Congratulations Katie and Phil!

A big congrats to Katie and Phil! They tied the knot Saturday, August 23rd at the UD chapel with their closest family and friends in attendance. After a fantastic reception, they will be off to sunny Mexico for some much needed R & R. The whole CFdC family is elated for the two of you and wishes you all the best on your new and wonderful journey!

LeRoi Moore 1961-2008

We are deeply saddened to learn of the death of Dave Matthews Band saxophonist LeRoi Moore.

From davematthewsband.com:

We are deeply saddened that LeRoi Moore, saxophonist and founding member of Dave Matthews Band, died unexpectedly Tuesday afternoon, August 19, 2008, at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los Angeles from sudden complications stemming from his June ATV accident on his farm near Charlottesville, Virginia. LeRoi had recently returned to his Los Angeles home to begin an intensive physical rehabilitation program.